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Religious View of Shit

Taoism
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Confucianism
Confucius says, "Shit happens."
Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If shit happens, you deserve it.
Baptist
We'll wash the shit right off you.
Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us.
Agnosticism
What is this shit?
Atheism
I don't believe this shit.
Rastafarianism
Hey, this is good shit, mon.
Christian Science
If shit happens it will clean itself up.
Mormonism
Our shit is cleaner than your shit.
Hare Krishna
Shit happens, Ramma Ramma!
Jehovah's Witnesses
Let me in your house so I can tell you why shit happens.
7th Day Adventism
Shit happens on Saturdays.
Episcopalianism
If shit happens, hold a procession.
Lutheranism
Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Anglicanism
It's true, shit does happen - but only to Lutherans.
Charismatic Catholicism
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.
Orthodox
St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
Voodoo
Shit doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you.
Fundamentalism
There's no shit in the Bible.
Native Americans
Shit is sacred when it happens.
Shintoism
You inherit the shit from your ancestors.
Shamanism
Whoaa...Holy Shit!
Sikhism
Leave our shit alone.
Branch Davidianism
May shit happen to the FBI!
Kibology
What's shit, and where can I get some?
Marxism
The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
Socialism
The same shit happens to everyone.
Capitalism
Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
Materialism
Whoever dies with the most shit wins.
Vegetarianism
If it happens to shit, don't eat it.
Realism
I think I need to take a shit.
Repressionism
I'll hold this shit in forever.
Americanism
Who gives a shit?



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